we (ruthie) keeps a list of craziness that happens in the kuzanna life... so if you need an idea of what a normal day with us is. brace yourself. here is some of the quotes/happenings from a normal day.
we decide to go down to the local track and spy on people (a frequent past time):
randi... "ok, look at those two there. you be the voice of the one on the right and i will be the voice of the one on the left."
ruthie..."ok, but you should know that i am pretty sure we just kissed each other."
randi..."ew... ugh... well that's not awkward at all"
randi participates in the cirque program at her school where she has to wear a clown costume:
ruthie... "well, at least 'you-know-who' (boy she liked at the time) wasn't there! That's a good thing, right?"
randi... " yea, i guess i wouldn't want the guy i like to see me bawl like a baby in a nasty clown costume, which was wedged up my butt"
randi orders a milk shake from burger king and it has a HUGE straw in it:
ruthie... "how's that big straw working for ya?"
randi eats way to many oreos:
randi... "i'm going to walk you to your car, then i'm going inside to throw up!"
ruthie and randi house/dog sit (see below post):
ruthie (talking to the dog that is scared of thunder)... "you hear the boom boom come?"
randi shows ruthie pictures of her crush online:
ruthie... "now see... he looks cuter in this picture!"
randi... "well, that's because that's NOT him!"
randi is texting her friend michael about her softball game:
randi... "today i got beaned"
michael... "that sounds racist considering i am mexican"
ruthie... "randi, it's B.E.A.M.E.D. not beaned!"
randi... "oh, well i always thought it sounded funny, but i just imagined little mexican men throwing beans at each other."
because there are so many of these... we will stop here. we will keep you updated on the funniest moments of our life and hope that you find them as funny as we do.